All Ian (TM) plain version

All Ian is a satirical AI launch for a real professional proposition: a Human Programming Interface that turns messy context into useful judgement.

Core message

• No tokens.
• No tiers.
• No bullshitting.
• Salary-class subscription fit around GBP 100k+ per year.
• On-demand AI and development cleanup starts at GBP 1,250 per day.
• Charity Mode offers limited free capacity and heavy discounts for supported organisations.

Use cases

Operating model review, access and security baseline, supplier rationalisation, evidence packs, AI remediation, charity digital health checks, and plain-English leadership briefings.

Downloads

• Whitepaper PDF - The concise technical and commercial argument.
• Master Launch Kit PDF - Full brand, copy, model and advert source pack.
• Poster Set PDF - All launch posters in one shareable export.
• Launch Deck PDF - Presentation format for anyone who needs slides.

Posters

• Meet All Ian - Poster introducing All Ian as a fake AI launch with a direct Human Programming Interface message.
• Context Window - Poster about long-context judgement and remembering what went wrong last time.
• No Tiers - Poster rejecting token tiers and artificial product gates.
• Always On - Poster explaining daily memory consolidation during biological downtime.
• AI Cleanup - Poster advertising cleanup for damage caused by careless AI or development decisions.
• Charity Mode - Poster describing limited free capacity and heavy discounts for worthwhile organisations.